To fully appreciate the retelling of the events below, you must understand a bit about me and about my family. In my own way I am very old fashioned. I try to be modern and free but it doesn’t set well inside, deep down in my soul. I know I get this from my mother. As old fashioned as I am, she is positively antiquated in some of her beliefs and actions. It drives me insane but it also gives me yet one more reason to respect my Mama.
In her antiquated beliefs she includes no sex before marriage, The Knight and I weren’t allowed to sleep in the same room in her house, and you never ever have sex in your parents house. Fair enough. Her house, her rules. In respecting my Mama, I have never tried to make her belief that I am innocent. I don’t lie to her, I just don’t always find it necessary to fill in every last detail.
She has changed her rules a bit lately. She has allowed The Knight and I stay in the same room when we visit. I think this is because she likes him and believes his intentions are honorable but I don’t know for sure. I’m not going to question it. I’m just going to go with it.
The last time we spent the weekend with Mama and Daddy I was a mess. I was worried about my upcoming appointment, I was scared that The Knight would disappoint my parents, and I was in an extreme amount of pain. It wasn’t the pleasant visit I had hoped for and it was my fault.
By Saturday night The Knight was fed up. My parents went to bed and he pulled me towards the guest room. He held me as we talked and the more we talked, the more honest we were, the more I cried. I was a sobbing, snotty, unbelievably unattractive wreck of a girl. Man that he is, he kissed me and wiped my nose before he pressed his lips to mine.
His kisses became more insistent and soon we were naked in the moonlight. He’s not big on foreplay but just being close to him was doing enough to warm me up. I laid against him and stroked his hard cock, wishing for all I was worth that I could have him inside of me but I knew it couldn’t happen. He’d never go for making love in my parents house.
He whispered into my ear “I want to be in you. I need to be in your ass.”
I thought I misheard him. I giggled and moved to put my mouth on him. Oral sex wasn’t intercourse, so it didn’t count as sex, right? Yeah right. I was willing to tell myself anything to keep from feeling guilty for being such a hot little whore.
“Get the lube out of the suitcase and hurry up.”
I let his cock slip from my lips and I mumbled something about not packing it because he told me not to worry about it. He pulled me up where I could repeat it again. Then I mentioned that there might be Vaseline in the bathroom in an attempt to keep him in the mood while I thought of something else.
“Go look then come back. I want to fuck your ass so bad.”
I wrapped a blanket around me sarong style and tiptoed into the bathroom. On my hands and knees I rummaged under the sink without success. The medicine cabinet was also without Vaseline or anything that would have worked as lubricant. Knowing full well that I was out of luck, I dashed back to the bedroom to report in.
“There wasn’t anything? Not even baby oil?” he asked in a tone that told me he was quickly losing patience.
I giggled for a minute then replied, “We could always use butter. Or vegetable oil. Maybe even Crisco shortening.” I collapsed against him in a fit of full out laughter. The thought of fucking with baking supplies cracked me up.
“Go get some. Butter or vegetable oil, I don’t care. I’m going to fuck your ass.”
I didn’t believe him until he swatted me on the ass. Then I dressed in my pajama shirt and went to the kitchen. It was quiet as a tomb and I was sure that Mama would appear any minute and ask what I was doing with my hand in her butter bowl. I scooped a rather large amount onto a paper towel then scampered back to our room. For the love of God, I knew right then and there that I was going to hell.
Not only was I about to fornicate in my parents house, I was unmarried. To top it all off, I was about to have unmarried butt sex in my parents house. Now you tell me how the world I was going to answer for that on Judgment Day?
He kissed me full on the mouth and took the paper towel from my hand. My cunt was dripping wet and I wanted him more than ever. I needed him.
He urged me onto all fours and situated himself between my legs. I felt the slippery coolness of the Blue Bonnet at my opening as he fingered my ass. Doing something so shameless made me hotter than I’d been in a long time and he knew it. His breathing was as erratic as mine and I knew that once he had his beautifully buttered cock in my ass he would fill me to overflowing in no time.
With minimal thrusting his cock was in me. Though it was odd, the knowledge that I was having buttered butt sex, it was more comfortable than anal sex had ever been. I felt every twitch, every pulse of him as he worked his manhood in and out of me.
In a matter of seconds we were both on the edge. I felt his slippery fingers slide against my clit and my ass began to milk his cock in earnest. Moments later he came harder than I can ever remember him coming before.
He laid beside me as I cleaned his now relaxed cock. My body was on fire and my heart was full of love for the man who had just once again helped me check off yet another item on my “To Do Before I Die” list. As he pulled me onto his chest and we drifted off to sleep I couldn’t help but wonder how many other people had intimate and literal knowledge of being buttered up.
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Now how do you expect me to keep a straight face during Thanksgiving dinner when the butter gets passed around? lol!
Terry
By Terry on 11.16.06 10:55 pm | Permalink
LOL @ Terry! What a great post – never mind the grin all over my face as I read it, it’s so naughty defying your parents in their own home.
By Mistress Sky on 11.17.06 4:13 am | Permalink
Um buttered butt sex! How yummy. Come to my place sometime over the next week. I am posting something that shows how much you, me and the Knight all have in common! Hugs! Great hot story!
Theresa
By Theresa on 11.17.06 9:08 am | Permalink
Last Tango In Paris.
Sexiest scene – Buttered butt sex.
Seriously, I’m not making this up!
By l'amoureux de KT on 11.17.06 10:08 am | Permalink
KT beat me to it. The one line I remember from that movie is Marlon Brando saying “Get the butter.” Great story. You may be going to hell, but that sounded like heaven.
By Al Sensu on 11.18.06 10:12 am | Permalink
Milking the cock, with butter- makes cream. Lovely.
By Bad Bad Girl on 11.18.06 6:37 pm | Permalink
Beautiful entry… and I know the mindset of those parents as well.
I have the same philosophy in being honest with my mother but not necessarily telling her everything that I know would really ring “wrong” with her. 
Sneaky and spontaneous sex is the best.
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Gorgeous.
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So sneaky and so hot. And here I thought butter was only for real buns. You learn something new every day
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