It’s three in the morning and I am sicker than a dog. Pain from cancer is hard enough but add to it the painful headaches that are vomit induced and you have absolute hell. Want to make it worse?

Orgasms relieve the tension and alleviate the pain. It’s been proven and it’s recommended. With The Knight, in the evenings before bed, my toys have been getting a workout. I mean, major workouts with fabulous results for me and for my husband. Tonight, my favorite toy DIED.

So what’s a girl to do? Well, I tried this one but I forgot that it no longer worked because the wire shorted out. Then I tried this one because I wasn’t sure.

As my luck would have it, none of them did the trick. Not even the Nea worked tonight and Heaven knows I tried. What the hell is wrong with me??

Wait. Don’t answer that.

I just need to improve my toy collection. I’m not in need of something to fill me because The Knight has that covered. However, something with a little punch to it might be nice. Maybe The Hitachi or maybe even this one.

For now, I’m going to try to get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow I’ll have some luck. Or some sex. Or both.